How to make a Politician

Stir Fried Politician  #FFL

Take a bowl made out of lies, and pour in some the slow moving ineptitude.

In a blender, add sodomy, corruption and servility and blend.

Pour the blended contents to the bowl.

On a chopping board, finely chop up two ounces of social unconsciousness and a cup of hypocrisy.

Empty the bowl and the chopped contents in a greasy pan as flat as the politician itself.

Stir it slowly till the aroma of manipulation and deceit fills the air.

As the politician turns brown and wrinkled, sprinkle some fresh tyranny and dehydrated self obsession.

Slowly saute it till it’s toothless, slobbering, fatty and half dead.

Serve hot. (With extra douchery on the side)

Now as you taste the Pièce de résistance , as you savor the sting, zing and smack and let it settle over a period of time you might get constipated, nauseated and develop suicidal tendencies while the people all around  face economic slowdowns, scandals and highly inflated interest rates. But well, you cooked it, now swallow it. The only good part about it is that it would not stretch on for five long years.

Long live..Deadmockrecy.