Stir Fried
Politician #FFL
Take a bowl made out of lies, and pour in some the slow
moving ineptitude.
In a blender, add sodomy, corruption and servility and
blend.
Pour the blended contents to the bowl.
On a chopping board, finely chop up two ounces of social
unconsciousness and a cup of hypocrisy.
Empty the bowl and the chopped contents in a greasy pan as flat as
the politician itself.
Stir it slowly till the aroma of manipulation and deceit
fills the air.
As the politician turns brown and wrinkled, sprinkle some
fresh tyranny and dehydrated self obsession.
Slowly saute it till it’s toothless, slobbering, fatty and half dead.
Serve hot. (With extra douchery on the side)
Now as you taste the Pièce de résistance , as you
savor the sting, zing and smack and let it settle over a period of time you might get constipated, nauseated and develop suicidal
tendencies while the people all around
face economic slowdowns, scandals and highly inflated interest rates. But
well, you cooked it, now swallow it. The only good part about it is that it
would not stretch on for five long years.
Long live..Deadmockrecy.
