The Biggest Luxury-Azzam

Azzam Shazaam!!

Its not everyday that you get to beat a Russian Billionaire and say –In Your Face,Red!, but then you can shit on the moon if you are a Saudi Prince.

 If the rumours are true(aren’t they always) somewhere in the UAE(United Awesome Emirates),the biggest megayacht in the world-Azzam has been delivered. Is the word delivered right? Children are delivered..reports and presentations are..but yachts? Its more like a colossal orgasm for the people aware and attending, to see the mother of all floating devices sail like a dream across a lot of bigass oceans. The fact of the matter is that oil people have done it again. If cows were as precious as oil, India would have supreme authority on the world stage. Azzam has more the 50 suites and is more crowded than an Irish Pub due to lack of open deck area. The meetings and secrecy have been given more priority than parties and sunbathing,making it more Arab and less European  xD. The speed of the yacht is a shy 35 mph, 30 knots roughly, and it beats The Eclipse by - a nice 10 knots margin. So you know who to bet on a megayacht derby day!! The Saudis are always known for the value of secrecy and hushing stuff up (yes USA- they have nukes too) and so the name of the owner is still unknown. 

On a satirical note, the Saudis are doing a better job of reviving the Euro and specially Germany than the ******.The usual bickering lot will say that the money spent could have benefited the poor and world hunger. But then isn't feeding the numerous anorexic models with food and shelter (one night only) a small, lucky part of the whole process??

Welcome Azzam to the world of hypocrisy and pretty weirdly distributed wealth.

May I sell you as Scrap someday J