The Biggest Luxury-Azzam

Azzam Shazaam!!

Its not everyday that you get to beat a Russian Billionaire and say –In Your Face,Red!, but then you can shit on the moon if you are a Saudi Prince.

 If the rumours are true(aren’t they always) somewhere in the UAE(United Awesome Emirates),the biggest megayacht in the world-Azzam has been delivered. Is the word delivered right? Children are delivered..reports and presentations are..but yachts? Its more like a colossal orgasm for the people aware and attending, to see the mother of all floating devices sail like a dream across a lot of bigass oceans. The fact of the matter is that oil people have done it again. If cows were as precious as oil, India would have supreme authority on the world stage. Azzam has more the 50 suites and is more crowded than an Irish Pub due to lack of open deck area. The meetings and secrecy have been given more priority than parties and sunbathing,making it more Arab and less European  xD. The speed of the yacht is a shy 35 mph, 30 knots roughly, and it beats The Eclipse by - a nice 10 knots margin. So you know who to bet on a megayacht derby day!! The Saudis are always known for the value of secrecy and hushing stuff up (yes USA- they have nukes too) and so the name of the owner is still unknown. 

On a satirical note, the Saudis are doing a better job of reviving the Euro and specially Germany than the ******.The usual bickering lot will say that the money spent could have benefited the poor and world hunger. But then isn't feeding the numerous anorexic models with food and shelter (one night only) a small, lucky part of the whole process??

Welcome Azzam to the world of hypocrisy and pretty weirdly distributed wealth.

May I sell you as Scrap someday J

Goo-gle

         Why don’t you just google it already?

In the early modern period, the voyages of Columbus initiated European exploration and colonization of the American continents, and are thus of great significance in world history. Christopher Columbus was a navigator and an admiral ,he made four voyages to the Americas, with his first in 1492, which resulted in what is considered by European Americans as the Discovery of America or Discovery of the Americas.America was found,then colonized by the Spanish and then the British. Eventually the American Revolution occurred resulting in its freedom. But the idea of search and exploration implanted by Columbus,centuries ago, became a primal need for the then living descendants. They searched for food,ways to harvest,tool making techniques and various other information and knowledge that was needed for growth and survival.This quest for collecting,recording,classifying and providing information remained unorganized and unprocessed.People knew what to find but it was the 'where and how' that was inconsistent, resulting in major fuckups, till Sergey Brin and Larry Page had a wild January night together.It was college and like others,they too,were experimenting. Together the came up with Google. No it was not adopted. Not a surrogate either. They just created it. On a computer.Yes .NERDS!

The word Google,is result of a fuck up,when Page forgot to use spell check while typing ‘Googol’,which is a one followed by 100 zeroes. However,the Thai people still claim that ‘Backrub’ would have been a cooler and more effective name,specially in the Asian Markets. Google,now 17 years old,yes it can legally drink in some countries,is the most vital search tool and asset used by millions across the globe. Based on the idea of page ranking and site scoring,the site records number of hits and vitality of information.It has grown from a mere search engine to various other mobile,web,social,office based services,expanding brilliantly, resulting in its stock skyrocketing over $700.Also its  free service,which makes it  hard to complain about.The office named Googleplex is full of coffee machines,recreation rooms,bicycles,exercise balls and various search sheets making it hard to find the people actually working.Ironic.The millionaire founders think otherwise.

Reference-Page and Brin developed the idea on their own as a school project .However, a similar based system ‘RankDex’ was created around the same time in China by some LI. So was the ‘cheating the smart Asian kid’ tactic employed by the bored Americans?? Google it.